輕鬆一下! Just Laugh it Off! (要每一個都笑得出來才算懂喔)

1.

What's the best form of birth control after the age of 50?

Nudity.

2.

What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

3.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

45 lbs.

4.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

5.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

6.

Why are men and parking spaces alike?

Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.

7.

Why do men want to marry virgins?

Because they can't stand criticism.

8.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

9.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

10.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

11.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Because breasts don't have eyes.

12.

What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?

A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

13.

What's the Cuban National Anthem?

Row, row, row your boat.

14.

What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?

A Northern fairytale begins with "Once upon a time."

A Southern fairytale begins  with "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."