輕鬆一下，看看這個英文笑話。Laughter is the best medicine.
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回嗆他人的妙英文，句句都精彩。Hilarious comebacks that I wish I knew.
Family Guy 這部卡通很好笑，有時候有點低俗， but it's right up my alley . (但這正合我意)。 10 h ilarious comebacks that will shut everyone up and make you look like a genius. 1. Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while , but you really abuse the privilege . 😣 回嗆 人笨 2. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet . 😪 還是回嗆人智商低 3. I was pro-life . Then I met you . 😽 我本來是反墮胎的，直到遇見你之後...... 4. The village called . They’d like their idiot back. You better get going . 😝 再度回嗆對方腦殘 5. Earth is full. Go home . 💀 排擠他人說的 6. Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons . 😮 回嗆人白痴腦殘 7. Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go . 😏 8. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents . 😢 回嗆 人醜 9. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse . 😶 10. The only way my husband would ever get hurt during ...
如果好萊塢名人是路人甲，他們會長這個樣子！向P圖者的高超技藝致敬。(防疫期間不要趴趴走，教練跟你分享好玩的)今天這單元只有人名是英文......
防疫期間在家工作，其實並沒有比較閒，用視訊工具開會效能跟面對面不能比。平常兩三個小時可以結案的事情，現在要多花一倍時間。 看著公公婆婆今天去打疫苗了，心裡想著的是何時輪到我來當國產疫苗白老鼠？教練身邊的朋友，同輩的都是五六十歲的人，大家最近紛紛在群組裡面討論，要不要去打肺炎鏈球菌疫苗，自費三千多塊錢打一針。我想大家肯定都急了才會這麼做。 話說回來，病毒靠消極地避開是沒有用的，但沒有疫苗，現階段也只能躲著。 昨天在網路上看見一個組P圖照片，不曉得是哪個天才弄的，技藝之高超讓教練深感佩服。這組照片就是把好萊塢跟其他的西方名人P成路人甲， 照片怎麼看都沒有法子看出瑕疵 。當時很興奮下載了，現在竟然找不到出處。所以在米國人管的Blogger發現下架這篇文章之前，教練先趕快上傳給大家看。 照片真的很療癒捏 。 這篇文章沒有教英文啦，唯一的英文只有人名，這個教練不翻譯了，大家看人臉辨識就都曉得是誰了。說真的，住過美國的人都會有感，這些路人甲米國人，真的就是這樣的裝扮。有些照片還很復古，有點八零年代的fu。歡迎大家留言發表感想，順便跟教練聊天。 Enjoy!😆
輕鬆一下! Just Laugh it Off! (要每一個都笑得出來才算懂喔)
1. What's the best form of birth control after the age of 50? Nudity. 2. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. 5. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. 6. Why are men and parking spaces alike? Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled. 7. Why do men want to marry virgins? Because they can't stand criticism. 8. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. 9. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 10. What makes men chase women they have no intentio...
帥到掉渣教練不如去演戲好了，之前課堂上承諾的男人照來了。
之前上課教練跟大家說，用Pitu軟體去玩照片，教練意外發現自己變成男人超級帥，啊，為了證明教練講的沒錯，特別將照片上傳給大家看。有興趣的人去下載這個app也可以玩一玩。我就自己在家裡先拍一張大頭照mug shot，然後就變成上面這副德性了。我有六塊肌好帥啊。上面這張教練覺得最帥。 我覺得我也可以當韓劇或是日劇的花美男啊，生成女生要幹嘛？一天到晚被嫌壯。 陰柔男子照片，我看起來最合適了。要是履歷上面附上這個照片，會不會比較容易被住意到呢？(以上純屬假設，大家不要真的這樣做)。 我試了好多造型，真的是男生的模樣比較適合我。花美男一枚啦。 啊，水墨的也有不同的fu......但教練喜歡較為陽剛的造型。 這是最後一張了。恨不是男兒身啊......教練長那麼高大都浪費了。
